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The hostile gardener

Take My Yard, Please!
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I spend eight hours a day trying to outsmart the garden that came with my house.

These are my stories.

aphids, birdfeeders, bug repellant, bulbs, child labor, complainers, dressing inappropriately, gardener knee pads, gardening tips, ground cover, having a black thumb, hugelkultur, invasive species, knockout roses, mulch, native plants, ocd, plants, public displays of rage, staking, substitution and transference, the elements., things that don't grow, things that grow, unkinking the garden hose, when other people mow